so says elvis costello.
I HAD AN ACCIDENT JUST NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
but on the plus side i managed to work on my street cred!
so what happened was i got banged by a motorcycle on the left hand side of my car. luckily the guy didn’t die and it was a good thing that the bunch of malay fellows were the cheerful sempoi type of malays rather than the raging mandarin uncle kind of guy who would prolly have demanded i buy him a new bike and also that i sleep with him to compensate for his emotionally hurt body.
another good thing was that i could sort of speak hawkian (thank you g’mama!) so that i could bitch about the fatso who collided into me. well, it really wasn’t my fault. i may have paid for the guys stupid bike but that’s only because he was riding with a bunch of friends and i didn’t want to be the beaten up. how did i practice my street cred? did i not mention that i bitched about the fatso in hawkian to the mechanic in front of the fatso? well, that’s street cred. take it or lick it.
all in all i’m glad i survived and that i didn’t have to call anyone to aid me like some incapable damsel in distress.
