August 2009
3 posts
“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.”
– Robert Bloch (via sourstripe) (via quote-book) (via paolodelfino)
accidents will happen
so says elvis costello.
I HAD AN ACCIDENT JUST NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
but on the plus side i managed to work on my street cred!
so what happened was i got banged by a motorcycle on the left hand side of my car. luckily the guy didn’t die and it was a good thing that the bunch of malay fellows were the cheerful sempoi type of malays rather than the raging mandarin uncle kind of guy who would...
July 2009
1 post
howdy y'all!
i hate work!
the end.
April 2009
3 posts
wakakkakaka
i will take over the world! nyeehehehehhehe heee hee snort snort meahhhhhahahahaha rakakakakakka flakakskskskskakkakakakka nyeh nyeh nyeh!
ladidaladida
once upon a time there was a blugar named joe. blugar joe was made out of sawdust and lemonade. it was magical.
and then
i woke up
gah.